extraordinary-british-gentleman:

weedhitler:

fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

(via fat-batman)

queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

(via phobias)

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(via cumfort)

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

(via unshaped)

branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

(via alexpaintedjack)