fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer
Ah yes a degree in lawyer.
i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:
social security #’s
[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]