you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.