ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

(via whore-ifyed)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Source: deaneggsandsam, via bearpoots)

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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(Source: officialkrudd, via guy)

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

(Source: computer-gaze, via distraction)