michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via crystallized-teardrops)

dinosaurbeards:

My marijuana don’t
My marijuana don’t
My marijuana don’t want none unless you got blunts hun.

(via thenewhippy)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via asvprock)

meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

(via trust)

theperksofbeing-kate:

daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.

(via dovendetta)

If anyone wants to help me get to New Jersey it would be greatly appreciated!

http://www.gofundme.com/dvlfgo

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via plastic-cup-politician)